Ironmongery in the asylum

Joy upon joy, the asylum newspaper headline reads ‘nut screws washer and bolts’.

But the third estate does not always tell the truth.

This manipulation may not be intentional. It may not simply be to target sales. It may be there is no other agenda than an inability to perform the duties of providing correct information through lack of intelligent resource. It is not that there is lack of intelligence you realize. Nor is there a lack of resource. It may be that the wavelength of the stereo equipment between their ears needs some fine tuning.

Nuts, screws and washers are all forms of fixing, and by definition should stay put.

So there you have it, the truth behind the truth.

Another inmate of the East Wing taught me this, fascinating really.